Friday, May 06, 2005

How not to break up...

Dear any man that is thinking of breaking up with their girlfriend:

DO NOT
-Leave the message on her answering machine
-Tell her friends first
-Write her an e-mail (you daft prick)
-Put it on a post-it

YOU SHOULD
-Be a man and have an adult conversation with her, because for all that is holy, SHE DESERVES THAT.

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